Mini Scoozies are furrtual pets in “the form of exotic and unique animals from around the world.” Evidently their elongated bodies are ideal for holding, wrapping (?) and wearing as accessories, or perhaps even a full outfit… on other days a Mini Scoozie may be perfectly happy riding along in your pocket. They are not dangerous, or interactive. The animal forms that the Mini Scoozie takes are:
Beaver, Bush Baby, Ferret, Otter, Pine Marten & Prairie Dog,
and they make playful sounds… naturally I’d love to record my Mini Scoozie and play its voice for free on 3rdarm Shoutcast Radio as well as at no extra charge on my 3rdarms 3rdarm.biz. Playful noises of beavers barking, pine martens sqawking, ferrets whispering, otters debating the Supreme Court nominee, prairie dogs quacking, and bush babies crying.
I have decided that an acceptable way to pay me back for all of my labor with the 3rdarm.biz would be to set up a fund in order that I may purchase a Mini Scoozie for my 3rdarm, or to accept a Mini Scoozie from a donor. Anyone who would like to contribute or if someone would like to outright purchase me a Mini Scoozie for immediate fashion use on my 3rdarm, please email me at Reefer@3rdarm.biz, and keep checking 3rdarm.biz for hourly updates.