Exercise of this kind can aid in digestion:
“………..I have a 3rd nipple…………..I have a 3rd nipple………….My friends call me Monkey Feet!!!…………..I have a 3rd nipple………..”
“I’m a cheerleader and I have a fear of deep water”
I have a 3rd nipple.
“I’m 19, I’m a hostess, and I Know How to Get a Big Tip!!!!!”
Too close to home.
Personal favorite: “You could have been the meat in this sandwich!!!!!”
Said in unison by four eighteen and nineteen year old girls wearing skirts that barely covered both ends of their ass cracks and bikini tops, while all lifting one cheek of their butts up and toward the camera.
One more: “I caught the Prom Queen! Do you realize what a huge karmic payback that is? I gotta pay it forward. I’m gonna pay you!!!!” Okay this quote isn’t from ‘Next’, its from Jay & Silent Bob do Degrassi High.
Next.