The appearance of wild Chinese coon-dogs, dogs with the markings of raccoons, in fully real fur coats, heavy gold chains, and small-label sneakers has piqued the interest of the World Police, who set off to investigate. “It was unbelievable,” said Bill and Paula, both world-class officers, “We’re landing in China and I see three well-heeled coon-dogs smoking a marijuana stuffed cigar on the tarmac, then getting onto a private jet.”
Indeed, in recent days the investigation has turned up real coon-dog fur in supposedly faux-fur coats from both Jay Z’s Rocawear line and Sean Combs’ Sean Jean line. “I don’t have a clue if they actually chop up their buddies and take the money to live this lifestyle, or if its a communistic system where a different team of coon-dogs gets shaved every quarter of the year. But it is misleading and confusing,” said Paula.
Below is a picture of one of the blinged-out coon-dogs, wearing a heavy chain with a golden ferret dangling off of it:
I AM A COON DOG! i want my bling baby hampster! and a large bunny!
dont click on the COON! there’s a cat paw talisman in there!!!
this is your last day as a 23 year old coon kat! have a good last roll!
KRAZY KAT!!!!!!
@@@ HAPPY BIRTHDAY – HAPPY 24th!! @@@
the 19th of january brightens the winter so, with your birth and the rememberence of it, from 1983 and onward into the new century.