I have a fear of, or rather an disability for, dropping eyedrops into my eyeballs… and so I enlisted the help of my friend Keeks, and videotaped it. Funny thing is, I set it up to scare my friend, complete with Eric Burdon playing a live version of “House of the Rising Sun” in the background. Take a look at Keeks face as I start screaming. All I can say is, “Got ’em!”
settle down there wilderness!
Yes, you should be listening to “American Tune” by Paul Simon (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AE3kKUEY5WU) and settling down. Listen to it on repeat like I am.
Another thing: why don’t we agree right now that Simon’s 3rd wife Edie Brickell is the best thing to come out of Texas in a long time:
e.g.,
Look, this is not a comment related to your post. I am doing this for the pigs. This is the Year of the Pig according to the Chinese calendar. You are a pig abuser (as are all people that eat pigs raised and slaughtered in factory farms, where they don’t belong). And I am writing to inform you regarding a few pig-related facts. According to the website http://www.varkensinnood.nl/over_varkens.htm
for which an English translation is unfortunately not available, British researchers ranking animals for their intelligence say that the pig is the forth most intelligent sort of beast (humans are first, apes second, dolfins third, pigs right behind). I implore you to you to use your status as number 1 on their list to think about why you want to enslave number 4 for your eating pleasure, in horrible conditions, when you have many other things to eat.
Please leave the pigs alone! May all pigs be happy and free! They are sitting right now in the sterilized filth of their factory farms hoping you agree.
Did the “eye drops” hurt? If I won’t ruin my mascara maybe I’ll try next time. Hmmm, maybe plan ahead and bring waterproof? And don’t front sweethearts… did you guys fall in love and/or have sex later? I hear rumors about naked guy videos but have yet to see one. And a big 86 to people who leave “unrelated posts.” BORING! Not only do I love eating pork, I’d try monkeys and juicy/meaty babies. Think I’m gross? Watch The Nature Channel and get back to me.–The horrible condition thing I agree with but in the end rip/crunch/suck/eat/digest/shit. Rinse and Repeat after using Charles Worthington shampoo.
To comment number 4 from piggy… British researchers who cannot translate into English have no business researching anything. Secondly, you, who I know are a university student, misspell both “fourth” and “dolphins”… to which I reply agreeably:
Let apes swing safe in trees. Let the dolfins swim forth. But I’m eating those pigs.
incredible video. its funny how one dose probably became four with the steady hand of a hallucinating friend. you two are so cute together.
and back to say that foodstuffs not containing juicy higher animals are also tasty, and if you argue that they’re not tasty enough, then the consideration that no pigs or other sweet things got locked in a cage and then shot with a retractable bullet in order to make dinner is a surprisingly delicious seasoning.
And another thing: leave those pigs alone!
The big fella’s about one donut away from being a bear.
Piggy is back again. A friend sent me a horrible movie regarding the fate of dolphins (aka dolfins) off the coast of Japan. The land of the rising sun, which the 3rd arm once idolized. The video is here
http://www.glumbert.com/media/dolphin
I am not usually a fan of petitions but there is no harm in signing this one as a show of support to stop the slaughter of dolphins.
http://www.petitiononline.com/mod_perl/petition-sign.cgi?golfinho
May the pigs AND dophins live a free and happy life! Don’t buy pork or dolphin!