This is not exactly what I look like right now, but I am very sick. In fact, this is a strange and horrible (wonderful?) potato-head dog that the amigos in the kitchen at work made for the (sick) pleasure of all involved. The past few days I have been very sick and trying to claw my way back to feeling alright by drinking large quantities of orange juice, taking mas y mas medicina. On Friday I called out sick to work. There is no such luck this morning.
Here’s hoping everyone else enjoys their Sunday in good health. For my part, to escape looking and feeling like this dog-faced boy, my throat will be hooked up to a Ghostbusters (sick-busters) -style backpack filled with orange juice, antihistamines, Luden’s Cherry throat drops (useless… but tasty) and eventually a thick sludge of Nyquil and Coke Zero as we get to scraping the bottom and I return to bed. I’ll be washing my hands in warm and soapy water often, sanitizing every few seconds, for the folks back home.
To keep warm, I’ll swaddle my head with my finest hat of avocado…
I hope you feel better soon snorgie. This sickness is very terrible. Beating it will be a feat of both endurance and will.
Sweet-potato-headed Bear, you need to understand that there is a small dog ready to attempt to make you feel better here, size approximately equal to a monster potato. Curled into a ball waiting as I type.