8,000 Calorie Diet

Digesting 8000 calories

This is what I ate on Sunday…

bowl of yogurt and granola
banana
Diet Gingerale
1 Liter of Sparkling Water
3 eclairs
1/2 a jelly donut
8 quesadillas with cheese, peppers and onions
32 oz. pink Bring It Gatorade
32 oz. dark red Focus Gatorade
8 oz. grilled sirloin with huitlacoche butter
3 eggs over easy
double order of potato – poblano hash
1 nacho chip
12 oz. ginger beer
3 pieces bread with pimento cheese
1 crawdad leg
bowl of shrimp etouffee
2 jumbo shrimp with grits and barbecue sauce
3 fried oysters with tartar
8 oz. fillet of fried catfish with parsley potatoes
2 oz. brisket with hominy mashed potatoes
seared greens
coconut cream pie
strawberry shortcake
french press decaf coffee
12 oz. caffeine free Diet Coke

4 thoughts on “8,000 Calorie Diet”

  1. I hope this is a joke and that the 3rarm really ate a couple of PB&Js and a burrito.

  2. A crewman can burn 4000 to 5000 calories a day, easily twice that of a normal person. They eat whenever and whatever they can frequently. As Edgar Hansen puts it, “it’s quantity not quality.”

  3. the 1 nacho chop and single crawdad leg caught my attention, but the 3 eclairs at breakfast steal the show.

    dinner was great. you are a true food eatin’ champ! i thought i’d puke after dessert but you found the room to finish my last 2 bites of dessert…holy crap! –literally!

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