“the Man Upstairs has brought me peace and tranquility,” said Miami’s Kazaam! Shaquille O’Neal. He got to Miami just in the nick of time: “The Man Upstairs got me here before I blew a head vessel or before I was going to bust somebody’s head open.” Shaqfu was splashed on the front page of USA Today this week, dishing out disgust for Kobe, LA, Laker’s management, and much love to the East Coast, the Heat, and South Beach.
Los Angeles, the town, he says, was “real, real fake. This (Miami) is a more real place.”
Here on the Upper East side of America, we’re very happy… It’s our birthday, we got Shaq, we eat steak… West Coast was dissed as a bunch of noobs… Prediction: the Miami Heat will fire up the finals.