…was a good movie and also a very realistic look at climate change. Remember, if we keep burning kerosene and whale oil the earth will heat to jungle rot levels and then massive glaciers will freeze over New York City in seven seconds or so. Just use electricity, it is cleaner and safer. I stopped using absurd amounts of whale oil as personal lubricant and sold off my whale skin pool cover years ago. But then I was allergic to whale. I wouldn’t mind climate change if it wasn’t that so much beautiful life is probably going to die just cause you left the blowdryer on all day. Okay, I’m starting to sound like Richard Simmons writing fictional Beatles songs, so let me finish my thought…
The day after tomorrow I will be going to Chicago, Illinois to stay with my good friend Luis Tubens, who will pick me up from the airport in a Cadillac at precisely 6:37 Green Mountain Coffee time or whatever they use out there. There will be steaks, shakes, and no brakes. What this means is that basically I will not be updating my 3rdarm… while I’m on my long, strange trip. However, I will be culling data to use on 3rdarm much like an aqua-miner extracts precious mineral water from the ground to be bottled. Luis has a poem up somewhere in the Green Box to the Left, and I think he has been feverishly writing more and more so that he can overwelm me with his TUBENESSENCE. As a reader of Found Magazine (okay not really…) I will be on the lookout, on the trail of the street, also I will be fingerpainting out there… you see my Chicago artw3rk? Yikes.
I will update one more time (tomorrow) from my East Coast Cave… after that Mario Cuomo, who was mayor of New York City from the day I was born until I was twelve, many years before the seven second glaciers… will be my guest blogger. Okay, not really.