It's sending out weird vibrations from the TV as it grapples mightily against Conan O'Brien's red beard. Both heads of hair resemble rendered marmot extras from Ratatouille. That's all I have to say about that. No it isn't...
Month: January 2008
The Photoshop Diet
Actually, this is the Gimp diet. Gimp is the open source digital editing program that I was using to make myself a proper face for Facebook. My sister popped over and asked if I'd enhanced myself like a silicon valley babe, and I was forced to admit that I had. But then I showed her,… Continue reading The Photoshop Diet
Dunkin’ Yo Nuts
A friend of mine once told me that only a fool would order any kind of espresso drink from Dunkin' Donuts, but I was never quite deterred. There is a soft spot in my stomach's heart for cheap espresso, especially of the "mocha" variety. A few years ago, Dunkin's had a machine dedicated to delivering… Continue reading Dunkin’ Yo Nuts


