Haggard the Horrible and Amilcar the Terrible!

These two are like eighteen wheel trucks that run on black diesel. They start kicking ass first thing in the morning, before the first chirp of the birds. Eric the Viking is friends with the Lord, doing him a favor by helping out in the kitchen during the Lord’s Ascension to chef. Amilcar is one of the kitchen’s anchors, and is a mentor to the Eggman. Not only does Acar make the best eggs I’ve ever had, the omelet at the Lord’s brunch is named after him.

Eric the Viking is really a viking and Amilcar once beat up a bunch of cops

3 thoughts on “Haggard the Horrible and Amilcar the Terrible!”

  1. These gents look like they are boycotting the NYTimes too, like me, for acting as if Hillary has lost the race. They are no doubt just as pissed as the biased coverage.

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