Shaquille O’Neal has been traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers. In the future, he will be on the same team as Lebron James, “the Chosen One.” The fans in Cleveland are called “witnesses,” to the Chosen One’s greatness. Shaq is now “The Big Witness.”
In the midst of a lap around Fresh Pond, Eliot asked me to be the best man for his wedding this November. I want to be known as, “The Big Witness.” After the run, we bought Wii Motion Plus controllers and played Grand Slam Tennis for hours. The Motion Plus makes the Wii Mote comical, unsightly, bulbous. Eliot had to clean his Wii Mote with a Chlorox Wipe because the dankness of the basement had settled onto it. He was worried about H1-N1. We found the most tennis success playing doubles together as the Williams sisters.
Wow! 3rdarm is best man! Congrats to all involved! Gonna sling a puppy to your back and work it hard!