The other day I was running five miles at Fresh Pond. I was lost in thought about running form, disappearing into the motions, when a woman startled me. She said, "Good job." I was jolted back into reality for a moment. It was the first time anyone had commented on my stance since way back… Continue reading Sombrero Ranchero
Month: July 2009
Baby Princesses
After rapidly ingesting two blueberry pancakes this morning, I discovered the teeth on my jeans' zipper were not interlocking. I ran to the bathroom and whipped off my pants and tried to get the zipper to work but it was no use. The fly was straight up busted. I jumped into my car and sped… Continue reading Baby Princesses
Drowsy / Non-Drowsy
"The laws of aerodynamics prove that the bumblebee should be incapable of flight, as it does not have the capacity (in terms of wing size or beats per second) to achieve flight with the degree of wing loading necessary. Not being aware of scientists 'proving' it cannot fly, the bumblebee succeeds under 'the power of… Continue reading Drowsy / Non-Drowsy


