Jennifer, Jwoww: "Oh my God, the gorillas are comin' out. I see a bunch of like, gorilla juiceheads. Tall, completely jacked, steroids, like multiple growth hormones, that's like, the type that I'm attracted to. Oh, its juicehead central right now. I'm in heaven." Mike, The Situation: "Juiceheads. Big is out and lean is in. It… Continue reading Gorilla Juiceheads
Month: January 2010
Disgust Makes Me Lucid
Catherine Breillat's first film, the 1976 French drama "A Real Young Girl," reminded me of John Water's 1972 cult comedy, "Pink Flamingos." Chickens and sex are a common theme between the two pieces. In Pink Flamingos, a live chicken is crushed between the characters Cookie and Crackers while they make love (the director and crew… Continue reading Disgust Makes Me Lucid
Found Highway
I awoke on the first day of my 27th year to the clock radio playing smooth jazz. Someone breathed heavily into a saxophone, there was the tinkling of ivory. The heat was in the 90s, the water pipe directly above my bed practically radiant in the 7AM hour and I lay on my back wearing… Continue reading Found Highway