I started smoking pot again. I am eating parts of whole animals and drinking chocolate. I am working ten hour days five times a week. I am staying friends with my ex-girlfriend.
The contents of my fridge:
1 oz. Asado Siesta coffee
3+ twelve packs of Diet Coke
opened, flat 1/2 liter Canada Dry club soda
9/11 bottle Valentina hot sauce
2 mangoes
5/8 avocado and about fifteen corn tortillas wrapped in plastic
2 lbs cake scraps wrapped in plastic
3/5 of 1/2 gallon Prairie Farms 2% milk
8 1 week old deviled eggs
1/16 soy chorizo sausage
1 green apple
4/9 loaf of Bimbo whole wheat bread
1 dry, uncapped Tide stainlifting pen
2 cans Welch’s strawberry soda
5 onions
Papa Rocco’s Hot Giardinia
2 small boxes strawberry Nerds
1/2 orange cat
Parts of whole animals and the food for their young in your fridge?! Why, oh, why? The best is a bit more vegetal. I am sure of it.
Where is the package of Bay’s English muffins, the peanut butter and jelly? Don’t you have a toaster?
– Concerned in DC
Your general council recommends that you avoid mention of illegal activities in the interwebs.
Amer wants to know if Springa is your provider.
As a graduate (and valedictorian!!) of Oaksterdam University – I support your decision! Pot brings love, alcohol brings misery.
also throw away those deviled eggs – that’s a foodborne illness waiting to happen