We stayed overnight at the White Pines Inn in a log cabin with gas fireplace and TV with seven channels. There was no cell phone service and no wifi so we stayed outside and made a campfire and listened to howling coyotes and barking birds and faraway passing trains.
I got sick from the changes in temperature and by the end of the fire when Etta shined a headlamp on me I had snot running down my face and my left hand completely covered in marshmellow stuff.
Poor sweet campfire dancer. Dance to better health fast – you are a strong bull even sick. The only white gorilla.