Month: October 2005

SHORELINE, CONNECTICUT This is being written at what would have been 3AM in the morning on an ordinary Saturday night, but now an entire has been lost watching MTV's new dating show, Next.  This is evidently not a localised problem, as every region reporting corroborate what is being called in the print media Fall Back. … Continue reading IF HE HAS A HAIRY CHEST IM GONNA BARF YA I HAVE A WHOLE MONOLOGUE PLANNED OUT UHH, ARE YOU SERIOUS? No →

The public & government media, always on heavy-gear footing, has now mechanized into a vulcanesque volcano brew over the crimes in the capitol & apocalyptic climate.  Old men who had been FBI director fifteen years ago are now on the C-SPAN tube, yabbering long into the night about how one incident back when they were… Continue reading Real World Indictment →