This Nintendo system was pulled from the market because it can cause seizures. Really!
Month: February 2008
The Coconut Banger’s Ball
Rummaging around in my aunt's fridge, quarter past midnight on a Friday night, my furtive eyes fell upon this exciting bottle of Zazz. The first things I thought of was pouring it all over myself and taking a picture. If it had been a pile of horse manure instead of a bottle of Stop and… Continue reading The Coconut Banger’s Ball
Amigos Siempre
There's an abundance of sunlight and flowers and cookies that say, "Friends Forever," in Spanish, intermingling amongst my synapses with Wellbutrin and daily oral GINSENG ENERGY NOW packets ("Ideal for Athletes, Dieters, Workers, Travelers")... forming a firewall against seasonal affective disorder as the month of February (even with the stubborn leap-year day) gases up the… Continue reading Amigos Siempre