I escaped the blizzard. Etta cut my hair. I made a new year's resolution to wear sneakers less. We sweat it out in an infrared sauna.
Month: December 2010
Eyeballs
Q AND A with Kayla, my cousin: What's your favorite color? Eyeball. Do you know how to rollerskate? Eyeball. Do you prefer round or rectangular pizza? Eyeball. Do you have to climb the rope in gym class? Eyeball. Have you ever seen a cake that's actually a giant cookie? Eyeball! Uncle Johnny told a story… Continue reading Eyeballs
True Grit
Marshall Reuben J. 'Rooster' Cogburn: This is my father, Chen Lee. And my nephew, General Sterling Price. [They sit down and eat supper.] Chen Lee: You want more, Missy? Mattie Ross: I've had enough, and enough is as good as a feast. I've never seen chopsticks work before. Chen Lee: Chopsticks save the fingers. Rooster:… Continue reading True Grit


