Yukon Cornelius: Open up. Isn't a fit night out for man nor beast. [Enters] Yukon Cornelius: Here's the man [Brings in the Abominable Snowman on a leash] Yukon Cornelius: and here's the beast. The robo-call from the City of Cambridge came in Thursday evening and I was on the receiving end. A snow emergency was… Continue reading Great Bouncing Icebergs
Month: December 2008
4,000 Blankets Groaning in My House
There was a funny kind of synergy in the universe this week, as if string theory had just been linked to Squigglevision. I had been in a bookstore of new age and the occult, with many long basins of crystals separating the man at the cash register from the patrons, and asked him about a… Continue reading 4,000 Blankets Groaning in My House
Saturday Fashion Show Part Five: 100% Uncut Monkey
This week's fashion statement features a black 100% cotton uncut corduroy shirt thats soft and very touchable. Some people say it feels like velvet or velour and some people say it feels like a velveteen velour. Tastes good too. "Give me a second to fix my shoulder-monkey." Funny thing happened with this monkey. Dave tried… Continue reading Saturday Fashion Show Part Five: 100% Uncut Monkey


