This was the perfect shirt for tonight. Its an all cotton powder blue, salmon-orange and cream colored button down. Hecho en Turquía, which is Spanish for “made in Turkey.” The label says its, “the French Connection.”
My sister saw me try it on in the dressing room. We both knew we had a winner on our hands. This is the kind of shirt whose style warps people’s perspective of reality. This works in a similar way that light seems to bend around a black hole. The only proof that the object exists is in how other particles react to it. The shirt tossed folks into the salad, and I crushed them up like croutons.
20% Matter, 80% is Energy.
Wow. That star ship left the port and went wild all over the universe. Supernova-style. 3rdarm, you are my hero.
Personally, I get all of my scientific information from 3rdarm. What is the composition of that shirt, for instance? Well, it is what 3rdarm says. That’s right. He is the new Pope.
ohhh my. if ya’ll had seen the pit stains that 0% cotton shirt displayed pre-service, you’d freak. i thought that only i could sweat that much for no reason, my dear friend who is, “more manly than brian-bro.”