I Took A Meteorology Class Taught By The Weather Man (30s, sportcarish) from a Chicago NBC Affiliate, in my 3 months of college

The title says it all folks. That means that I am professionally trained to read cloud signs, star charts, precipitation meters, wind mills, & burlap bags of little chicken bones shaken and scattered on the dusty earth by medicine men. I know weather because I was taught in college by the main man of one of the NBC affiliate stations in the Greater Chicagoland area, which was a good thing fore the winds blow and the skies open, I thought I better have an edge or else I’d be one of those schmucks caught unawares and in heavy traffic when the tsunami hits & pulls California into the sea.

What do I make of what’s happening now? Well, basically my read on the situation is that a giant pinwheel system is sitting on the midwest with its browneye over Detroit. System has long tentacles, or arms, and many more of these appendages than 3. The arms are the moisturebearing cloud fingers that circle the eye. They are so long that as seen on my weather map below, they stretch like outstretched catching arm octopus tentacles (and they really do suck) down past the islands of the Carribean Ocean. Now because my college education only lasted 3 months, this meteorology class has remained very fresh in my mind, obviously.

Let me tell you all in the Biz Nation what to do. First, look at my weather map below and if it soothes you, then you’re one foot down the right path. Let’s all consider this a positive: plants need rain for hydrogen and we needs plants for oxygen. The time is right for this kind of thing what with nature just making a comeback and all. I encourage all readers of 3rdarm.biz to root it on. The Shaquille O’neal of rainy day systems is maneuvered like the alien mothership from Independence Day directly over the Capitol Buildings of U.S. auto. Be safe driving ya’ll!

Picture of the Rain Systems (but we root for rain)

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