I have half a year of high school calculus under my belt so believe me, I know math. Pass the TI-83 graphing calculator this way, brother. I once wrote a virual pet program on mine, Tamaguchi-style. With the computer link and everything. Only problem was that it ate up the entire chunk of memory on the dude in about ten minutes. But the pet was virtually alive for ten minutes, at which time the memory problem freezes up everything. Ice age on mammals -style.
Statistically speaking I know 3rdarm.biz mathematically, which means I know who comes and goes and from where and everyone social securities numbers. Yeah, I wear the badge like Sheriff Shaq in Miami (there’s a Mel Brooks movie in that). So lately using my math skills I have noticed a disturbing pattern in the numbers. It seems that because the country China is babymaxed they must be importing specialized 3rdarm.bizzers. Yes…
3rdarm.bizzers are the most talented and most gold-medalled in various international olympia, for sure. Matter of fact 3rdarm.bizzers routinely file the most accurate tax returns & also score the highest on standardized tests K-5. Which only makes them the more valuable. Matter 2 of fact, 3rdarm.bizzers are the highest paid in the history of number crunchers, because we know how to tally the score. That figure includes the original number cruncher on the Apple IIe monkey head monitor computers.
Yo China! Give the damn bizzers back! Its ridiculous that I know for a fact that people can contact 3rdarm.biz through the Chinese filter and yet this is set up to trap reasonable people with TI-83 graphing calculators into thinking that its safe to go to China and kick back on the Chez Lounge with your laptop. The goldfarmers in the furnace rooms & basements playing 12 hours of Worlds of Warcraft aday to harvest 80 ruples aside, nobody can say that they feel free to enjoy 3rdarm.biz & the internet in China.
And thats what its all about, baby! Thats the spirit of the internet, if not the whole East Coast. Let us have this thing and do as we please with it. Mind your own business and give me low ping and no cap on uploads. Yo I know maths, so China probably wants me to design a new, state-sponsored 3rdarm.biz that censors out any all references to fishsex. Oh please, China. Give the people of the republic the real deal, the internet doesn’t have to mirror Communism, and neither does open market financials, dog. We let Yao Ming be free, adherence to the new NBA dresscode notwithstanding. Free up the bizzer llamas!