Reese’s Peanut Butter Cup Sundae at Friendlys! My sister ordering nothing and calling me fat… all my chins quivering and constricting the actual peanut butter cup down my gullet before my sister can even turn on the camera. I am slouching towards obesity. But I know the answer… I’ll simply use a revolutionary new videogame system to exercise and lose the weight. Then I can have as many sundaes as I want!
Super Megason IV is an active gaming system like Wii, but instead of sensors detecting me bowling, I actually get to cruise through the solar system with a zapper, looking for a player two or just some random NAMBLA type shit!
Allright buddy, it’s time to get the sweatband ready and the Jane Fonda tights on to re-start Arthur- The Running Man- Part Deux- Quivering and Ready to Rumble.
love ya=
and leave the cows be!
damn megason, this post had me looking like you in photo ‘cream01.JPG’
what the hell sort of name is megason iv?! is that even more mega than arthur robert mullent the third?! possibly. but what does megason iii think?
http://www.cowsarecool.com/
you may be growin’ titties sweet nips but you know your ice cream. the peanut butter w/choc. sprinkles in a sugar cone that you selected far surpassed my boring snooze fest scoops in o’ cup.
i’ll bring in one of my bras–IF your tits can fill my A cups you may need to consider bringing healthy snacks to work instead of mauling the ‘meat plate’ at the end of the night.
i must come over IMMEDIATELY and play this crazy, ped. video game. i wanna fly thru the air zapping shit.