My aunt and I took the dog to the beach for the first time today… First some pictures:
Aunty dunked her into the ocean. She baptized the young pup so that she’ll grow to be a true salty dog.
Roxie’s a sweet dog… She woke me up this morning by licking all the sweat off my head!
I’d like to move on now to my ongoing fascination with the train-wreck that is Sarah Palin’s nomination to be McCain’s Vice President. I was one of the first to hear the rumours that Trig, the Palin baby born with Down Syndrome earlier this year, is actually Bristol’s baby (Bridget Bristol whatever), not Sarah Palin’s daughter. I’ve seen the pictures and I really don’t think Sarah Palin was ever pregnant with that baby. It was all I could talk about with customers at brunch on Sunday. I told them that if it turned out to be false, they didn’t hear it from me, but if it turned out to be true, they heard it here first.
Well the answer to that question has not yet been answered, but is has been revealed that Bristol is currently pregnant. Her “baby-father” is going to be at the Twin Cities’ Republican Convention tomorrow night. I have some empathy for the Palins; surely they did not want this part of their daughter’s life to be in the public square. The best way to protect her would have been to pass on the V.P. nomination. Its too late now to pull a curtain over the stage. Especially when its the Republicans in the spotlight, the party whose signature issue has been family values.
One line that stuck with me, fair or not, is you’d expect a great gardener to have a beautiful yard. How can Sarah Palin speak for the Religious Right and their abstinence only education when it clearly hasn’t worked out well for her own family? This pregnancy could be a very good thing for the future of condom use in the United States. Its a little offensive to me that the spokeswoman for the political party that says responsible, loving gays can’t be good parents, or get married, has a family thats such a mess. Perhaps Sarah Palin should focus on supporting her own family instead of supporting wedge issues like homophobia.
The best part about this Republican Convention so far (and Sarah Palin has yet to give her speech… or indeed ANY interviews with the media yet), is that as a citizen of Connecticut I have heard the death knell of Joe Lieberman’s political career. Joe addressed the assembly of mostly old white people and cemented his reputation as a hypocrite and a rat. Now if you’ll excuse me, I’m off to bet some moolah on Sarah Palin withdrawing her V.P. nomination.
That’s a happy pup. I think she will have babies as a teenager and give them all to me and live happily ever after.
Hey dickface,
It’s BRISTOL Palin…your new nickname should be Trig. Also, Brandy’s mom has the exact same dog with the exact same name. Give me a head’s up when you’re down this way.
photos: super cute puppy!
republican convention: did you notice that fred thompson AND joe lieberman had identical coughs throughout their speeches? who gave it to whom and in what state of undress?
too bad for mccain…he would’ve done much better in choosing lieberman. not that i would’ve voted for him but my mom might’ve. –i’ll bet you $20 that palin won’t drop out!!!!
I tried to get the domain name VPILF but it was already taken. It will be the coolest porn site ever