Lunches are Returning / Glamorous Cocker Spaniel, Roxie Heart — November 15 – 16, 2022

Exactly ten years before today, just about to the minute, the H's were dining at the ULC in celebration of Mrs. H's 70th birthday, Mr. H had arranged for a professional musician who performed at their table. Mrs. H absolutely loved it, called it an unforgettable dining experience. Tonight, the H's were dining at the ULC in celebration of Mrs. H's 80th birthday, Mr. H contracted an incredible violinist, Sandro Lado, for a tableside performance of a beautiful piece by the Soviet composer, Dmitri Shostakovich. After their dinner, the H's were aglow with happiness. Mr. H thanked the entire team, and commented: “It was WONDERFUL.”

“Omnibiblious” / History Book Absconders — November 11 – 12, 2022

"Remarkably, at the end of their dinner tonight, the L's apprehended another party from taking the history book home with them. Mr. L who had stopped the history book absconders with his words, said that he could have stopped the history book absconders by throwing his cane."

Webster’s Dictionary / “Bring a Thesaurus” — November 8 – 10, 2022

"A guest commented: 'I would say that our experience was, ‘superb,’ however it exceeded, ‘superb,’ and I seem to be at a loss / have run out of adjectives / superlatives to put into words how truly phenomenal our dining experience was, from the hospitality, to the cuisine, to even the architecture. Next time, I will bring a thesaurus.' Thanking the guest, I replied that Webster’s dictionary is originally from New Haven, Connecticut."