Speakinbout the key difference ‘tween l33ts and noobs…
The Boston Courant in it’s April 25 -May 1 edition has a rundown of various petty crimes and other small shittings under the title, “Police Report.” This is written chiefly to discuss trifling offenses to the law, but instead trumpets terrible noobishness towards the ears of the few, wise 3l1t3 still listening to the stirrings of the Courant streets… Under the subtitle “The Energizer Crime Bunny”…. WARNING, NOOB ALERT …….
“The suspect placed five packs of Energizer and Duracell batteries in his jacket’s inner pocket… The District Four officers arrested him for larceny… ”
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“Hoperfully this arrest has pulled the plug on this Energizer Crime Bunny.”
Pulled what plug! The Energizer Crime Bunny……. The God damn Energizer Crime Bunny…. doesn’t not NEVER plugg into a wall! No homey, n’uh uh. That motherfucker runs on BATTERIES, PEOPLE. Motherfucker runs on batteries. That’s all I know.
[…] Though technically I suppose a “dead” toaster could roam without battery power if it were properly installed on top of a car engine. Except cars still use a battery. Electric cars use batteries, but they are rechargeable. And here we are back to the start of our circuit of logic. Batteries in and of themselves do not create energy, like a wall plug. Batteries simply hold energy thats made by the wall. You see… one time I read in the Boston Globe’s Crime Report that a criminal, dubbed, “The Energizer Crime Bunny,” had been nabbed. Their exact wording was, “Hopefully this arrest has finally pulled the plug on the Energizer Crime Bunny.” I was outraged: “Pulled what plug! The Energizer Crime Bunny……. The God damn Energizer Crime Bunny…. doesn’t not NEVER plug into a wall! No homey, n’uh uh. That motherfucker runs on BATTERIES, PEOPLE. Motherfucker runs on batteries. That’s all I know.” […]
[…] Though technically I suppose a “dead” toaster could roam without battery power if it were properly installed on top of a car engine. Except cars still use a battery. Electric cars use batteries, but they are rechargeable. And here we are back to the start of our circuit of logic. Batteries in and of themselves do not create energy, like a wall plug. Batteries simply hold energy thats made by the wall. You see… one time I read in the Boston Globe’s Crime Report that a criminal, dubbed, “The Energizer Crime Bunny,” had been nabbed. Their exact wording was, “Hopefully this arrest has finally pulled the plug on the Energizer Crime Bunny.” I was outraged: “Pulled what plug! The Energizer Crime Bunny……. The God damn Energizer Crime Bunny…. doesn’t not NEVER plug into a wall! No homey, n’uh uh. That motherfucker runs on BATTERIES, PEOPLE. Motherfucker runs on batteries. That’s all I know.” […]