North American Q2CTF Statistics & Superlatives

Rain fell on my cigarette, into my pint glass of orange juice and onto my head, as well as the exterior of my stuffed animal skin sweatshirt. On my head I was wearing a wool hat borrowed from the kitchen table, and for the first time I questioned my ranking in the pool of North American lunch servers. Am I the #1 lunch server in North America? The idea that an Indian from either the subcontinent or South America is more hardworking & spiritually focused, that is an idea I can almost accept. But until I saw the North American server statistics for the ACME Q2CTF server, which is the main page for North American Quake 2 capture-the-flag mod statistics, I never questioned my dominance in the homeland.

Those statistics can be found here. My name is “Reefer” and my ranking is #1932. I have four hundred and fifty flag captures in the month of August, less than Meat Flag and MightySanta, and many many less than Cindy Loo Who and shOOtMeIsucK, ranked at #149 and #33 respectively. Working 2 jobs and maintaining both as 3rdarm.biz on the internet & in the real world as a street attorney, I guess I just don’t have as much time to invest in Quake 2 capture-the-flag.  Or… I didn’t have enough time to invest in October! That’s right, I am going to say it right here on 3rdarm.biz. I will be ranked within the Top Ten in North America for November, and I’m not talking about #1 in Creative Grappling. I am talking about in the Top Ten for the North American overall Q2CTF statistics baby, yeah! And I absolutely do deserve the #1 ranking in North American for lunch service, amen.

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