How to Dance the East Coast Krump, Step by Step Directions from the Clown with Three Arms

Whats up everybody. The last live session up on the bizamp was more than a minute ago, so I am feeling to jump onto the bizamp microphone tonight to deliver my wisdom while I blaze some hot joints for you all to dance to. Myself, I don’t go out and dance often, but I can teach you the East Coast Krump. On the east coast we do all our krumpin’ on the internet, so if you find yourself near the internet this Friday night I’ll pull you in through the screen with my 3rdarm and we’ll krump hard as if we are the bird-flu birds Dick Cheney chases with a shotgun in his best dreams… http://3rdarm.biz:8181 is the link you need to be checking.

how to dance the east coast krump step by step with the krumping clown with three arms

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  1. i don’t think anyone told you but out east (way out east over the rising sun) there is that sort of dancing in cellars that used to be filled with sand. in fact, workers (mostly blonde, wearing blue-jeans and listening to music) periodically dig up the streets, under which there is sand, to look for the dancers. because they want partners for their blue-jean waltz.

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