Mythical Beasts

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I am no longer with rage quit: I have joined Mythical Beasts. Thank you alpacino and beav for having me on your team for the past few months. I am excited to move forward with mb and together we may be able to accomplish some of my long term goals (rail housefly).

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If anyone is interested, my player name for mb is going to be hu1tz1. The mythical beast is Huitzilopochtli, the Aztec god of war and the sun. In legend hu1tz1 was born fully grown, in full armor and headshotted his sister immediately upon exiting the womb.

arthur mullen november clouds chicago west town roly poly cat 3rdarm snow november clouds twelve inches chicagoland duks redhots hotdogs huitzi huitizilin hummingbird warrior

Hummingbirds are badass warriors who can fly backwards, upside down and hover, and to do so they must consume half their body weight in sugar every day. For a human being of my weight, that would mean over 1100 cans of Coke. Hu1tz1 was said to be in a constant struggle with the darkness and required nourishment in the form of sacrifices… giblets!

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