Enter customer with pretzels. Roy: Hi, how are you? Customer: Hi. Roy: Can I help you? Customer: Well, I sure hope so. Bought this bag of pretzels, new, and we were out on a boat, and I don’t know if maybe it was the vibration of the engine, or whatever, but it’s dislodged all… Continue reading Roy’s Food Repair
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Reality Used To Be A Friend of Mine
[Young John Candy, beside Niagara Falls.] I have been struggling with difficult emotions of late. Anger that I don't know what to do with. Sadness that can swallow me up. Doubt that erodes my self confidence. It's really the social fabric of my life that is protecting me: Carlos giving me advice (and space) at… Continue reading Reality Used To Be A Friend of Mine

